Next up

In honor of Martha Plimpton’s current TV show being canceled, and the downward career spiral that led Josh Brolin to star in Gangster Squad, next up we’ll be looking at the NES Goonies series, possibly the world’s only video games in which an asthmatic preteen saves a mermaid from convicted counterfeiters.


This is no country for old men, eh Brand?

9 thoughts on “Next up

    1. I’m hoping Konami will be so impressed by my canny analysis they’ll pay me to create Jetpack Goonies.

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